I went along to the Topshop Kate Moss opening last night. We got in line with the masses and were handed our wristbands, for an 8.40 entry, but it was only 6.45. There are many things I will do for fashion:

Walk in painful heels - check

Wear very tight belts to give a waist - check

Freeze at night in cute little jackets - check

Trip up in maxi dresses - check

But I will not, no, cannot, go without my dinner and a good sit down at the end of the day. So although we had our wrist bands, our kate moss goody bags and plenty of sweeties, we decided we were slightly too old and slightly too cool to be waiting all night for the bleeding privilege of buying a few new dresses. So we left and had dinner and booze in a lovely little cocktail bar. Then I went home via Borders and bought a great book about the invention of the Underground map.